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By | October 15, 2015 at 4:00 am | No comments

Week of October 15 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here's actor Bill Murray's advice about relationships: "If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just say, 'OK, let's pick a date. Let's get married.' Take that person and travel around...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | October 8, 2015 at 1:28 am | No comments

Week of October 8 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): If I warned you not to trust anyone, I hope you would reject my simplistic fear-mongering. If I suggested that you trust everyone unconditionally, I hope you would dismiss my delusional naiveté. But...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | October 1, 2015 at 12:12 am | No comments

Week of October 1 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): The next seven weeks will NOT be a favorable time to fool around with psychic vampires and charismatic jerks. I recommend you avoid the following mistakes, as well: failing to protect the wounded...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | September 24, 2015 at 12:51 am | No comments

Week of September 24 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are destined to become a master of fire. It's your birthright to become skilled in the arts of kindling and warming and illuminating and energizing. Eventually you will develop a fine knack for...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | September 16, 2015 at 11:39 pm | No comments

Week of September 17 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): I won't go so far as to say that you are surrounded by unhinged maniacs whose incoherence is matched only by their self-delusion. That would probably be too extreme. But I do suspect that at least...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | September 9, 2015 at 10:52 pm | No comments

Week of September 10 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): "More and more I have come to admire resilience," writes Jane Hirshfield in her poem "Optimism." "Not the simple resistance of a pillow," she adds, "whose foam returns over and over to the same...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | September 3, 2015 at 2:56 am | No comments

Week of September 3 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Excess is the common substitute for energy," said poet Marianne Moore. That's a problem you should watch out for in the coming weeks. According to my astrological projections, you're a bit less...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | August 26, 2015 at 11:21 pm | No comments

Week of August 27 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): You like to run ahead of the pack. You prefer to show people the way, to set the pace. It's cleaner that way, right? There's less risk you will be caught up in the messy details of everyday...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | August 19, 2015 at 5:15 pm | No comments

Week of August 20 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): You'd probably prefer to stay in the romantic, carefree state of mind. But from what I can tell, you're ripe for a new phase of your long-term cycle. Your freestyle rambles and jaunty adventures...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | August 13, 2015 at 2:10 am | No comments

Week of August 13 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): To ensure the full accuracy of this horoscope, I have been compelled to resurrect an old-fashioned English word that isn't used much any more: "gambol." It means to cavort and frolic in a playful...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | August 5, 2015 at 6:46 pm | No comments

Week of August 6 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Charles de Lint is a novelist whose stories are influenced by folklore, myths, and science fiction. In his book Yarrow, a wizardly character named Toby is skilled at conjuring. He can make small...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | July 30, 2015 at 12:16 am | No comments

Week of July 30 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): "I am very much in love with no one in particular," says actor Ezra Miller. His statement would make sense coming out of your mouth right about now. So would this one: "I am very much in love with...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | July 22, 2015 at 7:47 pm | No comments

Week of July 23 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Latin motto "Carpe diem" shouldn't be translated as "Seize the day!", says author Nicholson Baker. It's not a battle cry exhorting you to "freaking grab the day in your fist like a burger at a...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | July 15, 2015 at 11:50 pm | No comments

Week of July 16 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Stop Making Sense" was originally the name of the film and music soundtrack produced by the Talking Heads in the 1980s, and now it is the central theme of your horoscope. I think your brain would...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | July 9, 2015 at 1:10 am | No comments

Week of July 9 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): How can you fulfill your potential as an Aries? What strategies will help you become the best Aries you can possibly be? Now is an excellent time to meditate on these riddles. One of my Aries...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | July 1, 2015 at 9:01 pm | No comments

Week of July 2 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): To determine whether you are aligned with the cosmic flow, please answer the following questions. 1. Would you say that your current situation is more akin to treading water in a mosquito-ridden...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | June 25, 2015 at 2:49 am | No comments

Week of June 25 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): During my regular hikes along my favorite trails, I've gotten to know the local boulders quite intimately. It might sound daft, but I've come to love them. I've even given some of them names. They...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | June 11, 2015 at 1:56 am | No comments

Week of June 11 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): "To look at a thing hard and straight and seriously -- to fix it." Aries author Henry James said he wanted to do that on a regular basis. He didn't want to be "arbitrary" or "mechanical" in his...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | June 3, 2015 at 10:39 pm | No comments

Week of June 4 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Persian scholar Avicenna was so well-rounded in his knowledge that he wrote two different encyclopedias. Even as a teenager he was obsessed with learning all he could. He got especially consumed...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | May 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm | No comments

Week of May 28 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keith Moon played drums for the rock band the Who. He was once voted the second-greatest drummer  in history. But his erratic behavior, often provoked by drugs or alcohol, sometimes interfered with...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | May 21, 2015 at 1:33 am | No comments

Week of May 21 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): James McNeil Whistler was an influential painter in the latter half of the 19th century. He advocated the "art for art's sake" credo, insisting that the best art doesn't need to teach or moralize. As...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | May 13, 2015 at 10:37 pm | No comments

Week of May 14 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): The danger of resisting a temptation too strenuously is that the temptation might depart. I suggest that you prevent that from happening. Without throwing yourself at the mercy of the temptation, see...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | May 7, 2015 at 12:07 am | No comments

Week of May 7 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Benedictine monks observe the Latin motto Laborare est Orare. The 19th-century abbot Maurus Wolter interpreted these words to mean "work is worship" or "work is prayer." He was trying to impress upon...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | April 30, 2015 at 9:56 am | No comments

Week of April 30 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Chris Moneymaker was employed as an accountant in Tennessee. On a whim, he paid $39 to enter an online poker tournament. Although he knew a lot about the game, he had never competed professionally....

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | April 22, 2015 at 10:35 pm | No comments

Week of April 23 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you're stumped about what present to give someone for a special occasion, you might buy him or her a gift card. It's a piece of plastic that can be used as cash to buy stuff at a store. The...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | April 15, 2015 at 10:40 pm | No comments

Week of April 16 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): The California Gold Rush hit its peak between 1849 and 1855. Three hundred thousand adventurers flocked to America's West Coast in search of gold. In the early days, gold nuggets were lying around on...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | April 8, 2015 at 1:50 pm | No comments

Week of April 9 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Uitwaaien is a Dutch word that means to go out for a stroll in windy weather simply because it's exhilarating. I don't know any language that has parallel terms for running in the rain for the dizzy...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | April 1, 2015 at 7:50 pm | No comments

Week of April 2 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Choconiverous" is an English slang word that's defined as having the tendency, when eating a chocolate Easter Bunny, to bite the head off first. I recommend that you adopt this direct approach in...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | March 26, 2015 at 12:56 am | No comments

Week of March 26 © Copyright 2015  Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): The term "jumped the shark" often refers to a TV show that was once great but gradually grew stale, and then resorted to implausible plot twists in a desperate attempt to revive its creative verve....

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | March 19, 2015 at 12:31 am | No comments

Week of March 19 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): You're entering a time and space known as the Adlib Zone. In this territory, fertile chaos and inspirational uncertainty are freely available. Improvised formulas will generate stronger mojo than...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | March 12, 2015 at 1:15 am | No comments

Week of March 12 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the old Superman comics, Mister Mxyztplk was a fiendish imp whose home was in the fifth dimension. He sometimes sneaked over into our world to bedevil the Man of Steel with pranks. There was one...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | March 5, 2015 at 1:40 am | No comments

Week of March 5 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): To depict what lay beyond the limits of the known world, medieval mapmakers sometimes drew pictures of dragons and sea serpents. Their images conveyed the sense that these territories were uncharted...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | February 26, 2015 at 12:05 pm | No comments

Week of February 26 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Lately your life reminds me of the action film Speed, starring Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. In that story, a criminal has rigged a passenger bus to explode if its speed drops below 50 miles...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | February 18, 2015 at 4:05 pm | No comments

Week of February 19 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): There are many different facets to your intelligence, and each matures at a different rate. So for example, your ability to think symbolically may evolve more slowly than your ability to think...

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

By | February 11, 2015 at 9:00 pm | No comments

Week of February 12 © Copyright 2015 Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hope you have someone in your life to whom you can send the following love note, and if you don't, I trust you will locate that someone no later than August 1: "I love you more than anyone loves...

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