By Robin E. Simmons
The only thing missing from this disappointing reboot of Universal’s iconic 1932 horror hit starring the “uncanny” Boris Karloff is the fun and the fear.
Calling this mess of a movie “So bad it must be seen to be believed” is not the kind of quote Universal is likely to put on the poster in an effort to lure the unsuspecting movie lover to fork over his or her hard-earned bucks.
Even the presence of Tom Cruise cannot make up for the flaws in this vintage title that not only exploits our enduring fascination with the ancient world but also as the desire for immortality.
This mummy is about the inadvertent re-awakening of strong-willed queen Ahmanet (whose destiny was stolen from her eons ago.
Director, co-writer and producer Alex Kurtzman (Transformers) stages the considerable action – much of it clever and artful CGI – from the vast desert sands of the Cradle of Civilization to London’s hidden underground warrens.
With all the dazzling thrills and awe, there is never a feeling of a cohesive whole. There is just too much going on. Maybe that’s due to too many screenwriters (five besides Kurtzman) who were unable to free themselves from the quagmire of narrative chaos.
The backstory has warrior princess Ahmanet (a terrific Sofia Boutella) who was once in line to the throne when her Pharaoh father Menetre dumped when he had a late-in-life son. Not to be so easily dismissed Ahmanet made a deal with the evil god Set but before she can act, she gets mummified alive in Mesopotamia. That’s where Cruise and a buddy, modern day American soldiers in Iraq who like to spend down time hunting for ancient artifact to sell on the black market stumble across her tomb and inadvertently free her. Trouble is, she brings with her a diabolical anger that has festered for thousands of years.
This fragmented mess of a movie has a strong patina of the now popular zombie genre as well as some bits of business from Dr. Henry Jekyll, yes, he of the Jekyll & Hyde duo.
Some eye-popping images, strong action and remarkable production design do not compensate for a weak story. This initial entry in Universal’s announced plans to remake their vintage horror classics as part of a Dark Universe franchise.
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