BY RUTH HILL R.N.
Prior to 1941, Thanksgiving was not a fixed date on the calendar but whenever the President proclaimed it to be. President George Washington was the first to issue a proclamation for the holiday in 1789, designating Thursday, November 26 “for the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving.” This marked the first national holiday celebration under the new Constitution. Congress passed a law (77 H. J. Res. 41) on December 26, 1941, making the fourth Thursday in November a legal holiday, ensuring that all Americans would celebrate a unified Thanksgiving. Cannabis purchases increase 50% around Thanksgiving leading up to the holiday, like Green Wednesday.
Danksgiving is a holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each), Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man’s ability to mess himself up. Essentially, the 4/20 is at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving (“Black Friday”); Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their leftovers from Thanksgiving for the collective group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are a spin-off of Thanksgiving foods but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry Jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course, the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Thanksgiving Strains
Turkey and Thanksgiving go together like peas and carrots, so it makes sense that you’re going to serve the bird (or its vegan substitute) on the holiday. Because of the savory flavors of turkey meat, add a little bit of sweetness to it with a White Widow strain. Its berry-meets-earthy flavors will have just the right amount of tang to them to pair perfectly whether you prefer white meat or dark meat. Keep in mind, however, that White Widow can have up to 25% THC, so factor that in if you plan to entertain guests on the holiday.
Skywalker OG, on the other hand, leans toward a spicy, herbal flavor with earthy notes that remind you of just where those sweet potatoes came from. Just keep in mind that Skywalker OG got its name for a reason—it can contain an astronomical 30% THC.
Northern Lights will complement turkey stuffing. Its 21% THC will enhance the dressing, as it mixes sweet spice with woody pine notes and even a splash of citrus. This flavor combination will only enhance every scoop of stuffing.
Roasted Garlic Margy brings to the table (along with a stratospheric 34% THC). With this Indica-dominant hybrid, you’re getting a flavor profile that’s designed for holiday dinners. Its flavor is a splash of citrus with a spicy bit of sage. You get hints of garlic and maybe even a little bit of a sour tang to keep things interesting. Roasted Garlic Margy is a great complement to all your veggie dishes.
Lavender Haze, with its 20% THC, has the exact same vibes. It’s sweet with a sprig of floral to its flavor and aroma, making this strain its own unique standout in a series of Lavender-named strains—just like your family’s cranberry recipe.
Bubba Kush is as tried and true as your aunt’s sweet, glazed carrots and worthy of a permanent spot in your pipe. If you don’t normally pair your pumpkin pie with vanilla ice cream, you might add a dollop of whipped cream, and Vanilla Kush takes the place of both with its rich, creamy vanilla flavor and sweet aroma. It’s delicious enough to make you forget about the calories in the pie and the THC in the bud—a respectably high 20%. Dessert doesn’t have to be served; it can also be sparked.
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