By Ruth Hill R.N.
Before 1941, Thanksgiving was not a fixed date on the calendar; it was whenever the President proclaimed it. President George Washington was the first to proclaim the holiday in 1789, designating Thursday, November 26, “for the People of the United States a day of public thanksgiving.” This marked the first national holiday celebration under the new Constitution. Congress passed a law (77 H. J. Res. 41) on December 26, 1941, making the fourth Thursday in November a legal holiday, ensuring that all Americans would celebrate a unified Thanksgiving. Cannabis purchases increase 50% around Thanksgiving leading up to the holiday, like Green Wednesday.
Danksgiving is a holiday traditionally held on the Sunday after Thanksgiving (when turkeys can be bought for like $2 each). Danksgiving is a celebration and time to give thanks for man’s ability to mess himself up. Essentially, the 4/20 is at the other end of the calendar and celebrated on the day after Thanksgiving (“Black Friday”); Danksgiving is a holiday spent with friends as opposed to family (since most people spend time with their families on Thanksgiving anyway). Most treat it as a potluck, with everyone bringing their Thanksgiving leftovers for the group. Celebrators typically enjoy massive amounts of ale and marijuana as well.
To this end, many traditional Danksgiving meals are a spin-off of Thanksgiving foods, but typically with marijuana and/or alcohol being incorporated into the ingredients. Pot brownies, potatoes with cannabutter, cranberry Jello shots, vodkamelons, and of course, the Danksgiving Turkey are cooked in a communal setting and then consumed all at once during the traditional Danksgiving Feast.
Thanksgiving Strains
Turkey and Thanksgiving go together like peas and carrots, so it makes sense that you’re going to serve the bird (or its vegan substitute) on the holiday. Because of the savory flavors of turkey meat, add a little bit of sweetness to it with a White Widow strain. Its berry-meets-earthy flavors will have just the right amount of tang to them to pair perfectly whether you prefer white meat or dark meat. Keep in mind, however, that White Widow can have up to 25% THC, so factor that in if you plan to entertain guests on the holiday.
Apple Kush: an indica-dominant strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Pure Kush with a flavor profile reminiscent of crisp green apples and a comforting, mellow high. It pairs well with other autumn flavors. This strain is 70% indica and 30% sativa.
Lemon Cherry Gelato, a balanced hybrid strain that offers bright citrus and berry flavors and provides lively, sociable, and mellow effects. Lemon Cherry Gelato is 20% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers.
Blue Dream is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Blueberry with Haze. This strain produces a balanced high, along with effects such as cerebral stimulation and full-body relaxation. Blue Dream can be more than 20% THC but has a low CBD percentage, making this potent strain a fan favorite of both novice and veteran cannabis consumers.
Northern Lights will complement turkey stuffing. Its 21% THC will enhance the dressing, as it mixes sweet spice with woody pine notes and even a splash of citrus.
Roasted Garlic Margy brings to the table (along with a stratospheric 34% THC). With this Indica-dominant hybrid, you’re getting a flavor profile that’s designed for holiday dinners. Its flavor is a splash of citrus with a spicy bit of sage. You get hints of garlic and maybe even a little bit of a sour tang to keep things interesting. Roasted Garlic Margy is a great complement to all your veggie dishes.
Lavender Haze with its 20% THC, has the exact same vibes. It’s sweet with a sprig of floral to its flavor and aroma, making this strain its own unique standout in a series of Lavender-named strains—just like your family’s cranberry recipe.
Permanent Marker is a modern cannabis strain and is the Leafly Strain of the Year 2023! A strain known for its strong aroma and lasting, complex, and introspective high, perfect for a more thoughtful experience. Just be careful, its strong.
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