By Robin E. Simmons

BACH’S AIR ON THE G STRING MOSHB (“CONFESSIONAL with GODDESS KAT”)

The Great Kat Metal Goddess visits her local church on a Sunday.  The Great Kat whips out her guitar, shreds and moshes Bach’s sacred Baroque masterpiece.

Inspired by the sacred ambience, The Great Kat enters the confessional booth to confess her demonic & wicked Seven Deadly sins to the priest; whipping our chains, backward crosses, whips and more symbols of the Seven Deadly Sins to demonstrate her evil ways.  The priest forgives The Metal Goddess and decides that J.S. Bach’s music is so powerful that even evil temptation can’t undermine it.  The holy priests, bishops, monks and even J.S. Bach unite by moshing in unison in appreciation of Bach’s metal masterpiece!

The Great Kat Metal Goddess performs Johann Sebastian Bach baroque genius music “Air” composed in 1730.  Originally the 2nd movement from Bach’s Orchestral Suite No.3, BWV 1608, Bach’s famous masterpiece gets The Great Kat’s metal treatment as The Great Kats Baroque Guitar Shredder virtuosically shreds 5 lead guitars with beautiful melodic contrapuntal melodies and harmonies, while Great Kat’s heavy metal rhythm guitars, bass and drums pound with headbanging and moshing rhythms.  J.S. “Air” is one of the most popular Baroque Classical works in history and the The Great Kat, Julliard grad violin virtuoso and “Top 10 Fastest Shredders Of All Time” – Guitar One Magazine, is the only guitar/violin double virtuoso shredding Bach’s masterpiece at high speeds and moshes, while bringing his genius music to a whole new generation with metal.

The Great Kat, Metal Legend, celebrates Bach’s 336 Birthday year (March 21) with this powerful new music video that is best experienced at full volume.  Available on Amazon Movies.

VICTOR AND VALENTINO

Get ready to escape boredom and embark on hilarious adventures in a small town filled with legendary stories and mythological encounters where fantastical creatures and folklore come to life.

Cartoon Network’s Imagen Award-nominated series finally arrives on DVD for the first time!

Created by Diego Molano, this supernatural adventure comedy is about two half-brothers who spend a summer with their grandmother in Monte Macabre, a small, mysterious town where the myths and legends of Mesoamerican folklore come to life.   With a run-time of almost two and a half hours, the 18 engaging episodes include: “Folk Art Foes,” Dead Ringer,” “Brotherly Love,” “Chata’s Quinta Quinceañera,” “Legend of the Hiddn Skate Park,” “Cleaning Day,” “The Babysitter,” “Hurricane Chata,” “Lonely Haunts Club,” “Suerte,” “The Dark Room,” “The Collector,” “The Boy Who Cried Lechuza,” “Boss for a Day,” “Cuddle Monster,” “Los Cadejos,” “It Grows” and “Welcome to the Underworld.”

Warner Bros Global Kids, Young Adults and Classic (GKYAC) brings together Cartoon Network, Adult Swim, Boomerang and Turner Classic Movies (TCM), as well as Cartoon Network Studios and Warner Bros. Animation.  Among the iconic franchises, series and charcters under the GKYAC banner are Looney Tunes, DC’s animated Super Heroes, Rick and Morty, Craig of the Creek, the classic Hanna-Barbera library, Tom and Jerry, Scooby-Doo, Warner Bros. unrivaled film library and many more.  Warner Bros.  DVD.

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